Who's hotter . . .?

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Who's hotter . . .?

Postby ghostface » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 06:25 pm

Just a little game we play here at the Ranch once our chores are done. It's pretty simple, you just name two celebrities and then decide who's hotter. Here, we'll do the first few.

Who's hotter, Legolas or Aragorn?

Who's hotter, Beyonce or Halle Berry?

Who's hotter, Axl Rose or Whoopi Goldberg?

Who's hotter, Star Wars Kid or Paris Hilton?

Just give us your answers, and post some of your own. It's ice cold (cooler than cool).
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Postby ghostface » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 06:35 pm

Hey, what a great idea for a game!

Here's my picks:

Legolas (what a dreamboat)
Beyonce (she's so hot right now!)
Axl or Whoopi? Ugh.
Star Wars Kid (funniest fat kid on the internet)

Okay, okay, here's our new one:

Who's hotter, Mick Jagger or Keith Richards?
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Postby QaPlaIncognito » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 09:26 pm

Aragorn, neither, Oprah, and Star Wars Kid. And neither. That was fun. My addition:
Bud Cort or Ruth Gordon? Yes, you can watch that movie too many times, and yes, I have.
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Postby Slash the Berzerker » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 09:30 pm

Me, or you.
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Oooooh. Mugatu rocks.

Postby KareNin » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 09:44 pm

Keith Richards. Because anybody who looks like he does with only ONE date on his tombstone must be hot.

(Is it okay if we put a reason?)

Derek or Hansel? :wink:
Tom Cruise or a bag of used kitty litter?
This game or whacking my head repeatedly against the refrigerator?

All right, I'll play nice.

Gwyneth Paltrow or Reese Witherspoon?
Jay-Z or 50 Cent?
Emmanuel Lewis or Bobb'e Thompson? (I think that's his name... that irksome little snot on the Tracy Morgan show.)
Tina Fey or Diane Sawyer?
Johnny Depp or Johnny Depp?

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Postby Zannah » Sun 08 Feb, 2004 10:01 pm

Hansel -- I like the New agers over the Blue Steel type. Gimme a guy who's friends with a sherpa.

It's a toss up -- Tom Cruise is icky, but then, used kitty litter isn't so hot either.

Definitely this game -- if only because I don't want you to have a flat forehead. That's not considered attractive in our culture.

Reese Witherspoon -- She always looks better at events; like, she remembers to wear bras and take off her eye makeup from the year before. (Anyone else remember the disaster that was Gwyneth at the 2002 Oscars?)

No idea -- whichever has better teeth and/or less visible gold teeth.

Emmanuel Lewis -- but only in his Webster years

Tina Fey -- I love her sexy librarian glasses.

Johnny Depp -- in Cry Baby, but just because... well... just because. :)


Adam Goldberg or Jon Stewart?
Jason Alexander or Michael Richards?
Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry Stiller?
Elizabeth Taylor or Liza Minelli?

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Postby fierydarts » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 01:25 am

Jon Stewart. I'm not sure how Comedy Central let him have a regular show, since he's often clever and insightful.

Jason Alexander. We've all got a little bit of a bald, pathetic failure in us. I guess he speaks to my inner George.

Jerry Stiller. He's got staying power.

Elizabeth Taylor. She doesn't usually look like one of those sad clowns.


Bill Gates or Stephen Hawking?
Dean Edwards or John Kerry?
Barney Gumble or Moe Syzlak? (sorry about the spelling)
Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwartzeneger?
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Postby Zannah » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 02:19 am

Stephen Hawking -- genius British men.... even the genre just says "hot"

Dean -- gimme a man with some balls. Any one else think Kerry is just the Gore robot with a different head?

Moe -- I'm all about cynical enablers. Although you have to appreciate Barney's film production abilities.

Sly -- at least he's not running around Sacramento, pretending to govern Kahl-ee-fornia.

Sealab 2021: Quinn or Beck Bristow?
Trading Spaces: Carter or Ty?
SNL: Jimmy Fallon or any male WU anchor before him?
Beverly Hills 90210: Dylan or Steve?

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Postby fierydarts » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 02:45 am

Quinn. Naked guys are such a turn off. (And what's with that chest hair?)

Carter. Although Ty probably has a nice personality.

I've got to go with Dennis Miller. Jimmy's cute, but Dennis has more character, and that counts for something.

Dylan. Three words: Sideshow Luke Perry!


Trinity or Eowen?
Bruce Willis or Mel Gibson?
Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman?
Steve Carrell or Stephen Colbert?
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Postby Zannah » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 03:17 am

Eowyn -- Trinity's nose is funny. It's got those weird divots on either side, and it keeps getting worse with each film. Every time I see Carrie Moss, I'm shocked by the nasty narrowness of her divot-y nose. Eww.

Bruce Willis -- Chosen solely for his role in Death Becomes Her. And his start on Moonlighting. Plus, I've never seen him in a kilt, and I'm okay with that.

Umm... aren't they the same person, at least as far as hotness goes? If I have to choose, Keira, because she didn't do a horrible job in SW Episode II. And Natalie Portman has made some horrible choices as far as scripts go. Why would ANY respectable actor do a movie adaptation of an Oprah Book Club book? "Where The Heart Is (Was?)" was a repulsive movie... Natalie went through a few years of working all the time, and doing a whole slew of bad movies. Although I think one was done with that Corbin Allred guy, and hey... let's hear it for Mormon actors.

How can one choose between The Colbert Report and Produce Pete? I refuse to pick favorites. Except for Jon Stewart. Always Jon.

Denise Austin or Leslie Sansone?
Elizabeth Dole or Bob Dole?
Eric D. Snider or Billy the Plagiarist?
Janet Jackson or her right boob?

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Postby ~Zesdy~ » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 08:36 am

Leslie Sansone- Because I like to walk.
Elizabeth Dole or Bob Dole? I don't know...I guess the one that convinces me to vote for 'em. Dole Bananas are not an option?
Eric D. Snider or Billy the Plagiarist? Neither. Haven't you read the stuff about 'em? :D
Janet's right boob- I'd love to have something hanging (Ha!) around that helps me feel better about myself.

Michael Jackson or Pee Wee Herman?
Charles Manson or Jeffrey Dahmer?
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Pamela Anderson or Tommy Lee?

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Postby who's this guy? » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 10:09 am

Tom Hanks or Hank Williams Jr.?

Waylon or Willie?

Sonny or Cher? (poor sonny)

Me or Slash? (the berzerker) silly

Slash (g-n-r) or Izzy

Ozzy or Sharon.

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Postby fierydarts » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 12:44 pm

Pee Wee Herman. Not only does he still look like a human (almost), but he always talks in a high pitched voice. How can you resist?

Jeffrey Dahmer. Not just because he's better for jokes (and dead), but also because of the emmy-award winning "Jeffrey Dahmer Christmas Special" featuring the song "Have a Jeffrey Dahmer Christmas!" (to the tune of "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas").

Mary Ann. Because she never got stuck on a tropical island, and...oh wait.

Pamela Anderson nor Tommy Lee.

Bach or Beethoven?
Mr. Clean or The Burly Man?
Jennifer Aniston or Lisa Kudrow?
Steven Spielberg or George Lucas?
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Postby ~Zesdy~ » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 01:09 pm

Bach or Beethoven? The one that's deaf. He won't get offended when Helen Keller jokes are being told.
The Burly Man? Do you mean the Brawny paper towel man? If so, him. I have a thing for men in flannel shirts.
Jennifer Aniston or Lisa Kudrow? I couldn't pick between Friends.
Steven Spielberg or George Lucas? Steven. He's still gets a good one out every now and again.

Now for a hard one...

Tim McGraw or Faith Hill? *giggles*

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Postby Sara without the H » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 02:58 pm

The new Brawny man or the old Brawny man? http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertisi ... awny_x.htm

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Postby Audrey » Mon 09 Feb, 2004 11:34 pm

The new Brawny man.

Howard Dean or George W. Bush?
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Postby sachiko » Tue 10 Feb, 2004 12:10 am

Dubya.

Dean looks slightly cross-eyed. He reminds me of Alfred P. Newman.

Disney's Robin Hood or Secret of NIMH's Justin?

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Postby Ms. Nasty » Tue 10 Feb, 2004 01:07 am

Snow White or Cinderella?
Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck?
Kevin Costner or Russell Crowe?
Shania Twain or Faith Hill?

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Postby Momma Snider » Tue 10 Feb, 2004 10:45 am

Kevin Costner. Oh, yes, Kevin Costner.

And Mary Ann over Ginger any day. I always used to get all ticked off that the professor got so hot over Ginger, when I thought Mary Ann was much prettier.

George Washington or Abraham Lincoln?

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Postby Zannah » Tue 10 Feb, 2004 12:24 pm

Abraham Lincoln, always. (But then, I'm from the Land of Lincoln, the only state that teaches you Lincoln was the best president, and Washington was a close second.)

Clinton or Cheny?


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