Game: IF I were a homosexual...

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Postby Mark » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 11:50 am

~Zesdy~ wrote:ImageImage


um, yeah. She's pretty dang hot. If I weren't married, I would be very disappointed that she's gay. but since I'm happily married with a child, I'll settle for a "That's really too bad."


edit: Dang! I've had to edit this thing 3 or 4 times. stupid perfectionist tendencies...

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Yeah, she's hot.

Postby ~Zesdy~ » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 12:13 pm

Believe me, I've tried to convince her to join the other side. (She even investigated the church at one time.)

To be honest, I can understand why she is gay. Given her background and how men respond to her (they do nothing but drool like Momma Snider's cat), I'd probably be gay as well.

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Postby ~Zesdy~ » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 12:20 pm

Oh, and gamma, my mother has already claimed Antonio. Sorry.

I will admit that I will never be able to call him "Dad", if that gives you any consolation.
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Postby Huzzak » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 12:22 pm

It is so weird that yon girls have a problem hugging the sisters at church. I don't have any problem hugging the men at church. Granted, I don't hug hardly ever, but when I do give someone a hug, or, more likely, recieve one, I am more concerned with whether I'm hugging right than whether my hug looks gay to anyone watching.

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Postby nick » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 12:27 pm

This is the weirdest thread I've ever seen. Keep it up, gays-- er, guys.

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Postby fierydarts » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 03:00 pm

I was in Vegas this weekend, and while there was a constant barrage on my heterosexual senses, I couldn't help but notice that the carpets in the Bellagio were just fabulous.

Also, while some girls were making wedding plans Saturday, I was playing pool with their father. If we just had a game playing in the background, a couple of beers, and some second-hand smoke, it would have been the perfect hetero moment, and yet strangely reminiscent of a scene in Sweet Home Alabama...
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Postby Narkster » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 04:01 pm

If I were gay, I'd go for Kiera Knightly, Emma Thopson, Jessica Alba, Norah Jones, and Daphne Ruben-Vegga.

I would definitely NOT go for Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, or Jennifer Lopez.

I have a friend who was veeery unschool/hippie/veggan/free-lovey. She'd come back from unschool/hippie/veggan/free-lovey summer camp and tell me how she wished she were bi, because everyone at camp was bi, but she was so heterosexual it wasn't cool. This past summer, she developed no less than three girl-crushes of the non-platonic kind. So what do y'all think, can you wish yourself bi?
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Postby Mark » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 04:11 pm

even after that story, I'm not sure why you would. Still, if you can think yourself sick I guess you can think yourself into being bi.

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Postby shrff » Mon 01 Mar, 2004 05:55 pm

I'm not into dudes, but have you ever noticed that some of them look like girls?

1. Steven Tyler - A horrific looking man, but if he were a woman he'd be average looking.
2. Prince - Are we sure he isn't gay?
3. Bowie - See Ziggy Stardust years.
4. Ryan Seacrest - For awhile I thought he was Ellen Degeneres' twin.

Metrosexualism aside, is this a popculture trend?
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Postby Narkster » Tue 02 Mar, 2004 07:50 pm

1. Steven Tyler - A horrific looking man, but if he were a woman he'd be average looking.


Kind of explains Liv, doesn't it?
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Postby karinka » Tue 02 Mar, 2004 08:35 pm

another very beautiful woman is monica bellucci. she's got an amazing face. i want to rip it off and paste it on my own.
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Postby petullant » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 12:44 pm

Nigella Lawson.

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Postby karinka » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 01:45 pm

nigella lawson and a cloche, is it?...in zannah's dreams!
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Postby Mark » Tue 09 Mar, 2004 02:12 pm

Completely (okay, only somewhat) off topic: I can't wait for summer! Cold watermelon and Home-Made Ice Cream! Yum!

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Postby PieGuru » Mon 17 May, 2004 08:53 pm

Here I come, tromping in when the posts are good and gone...

But I have something to say.

Catherine Zeta-Jones
Halle Berry
Nicole Kidman
Salma Hayek
That chick in the blue dress in Enrique Iglesias' "Bailamos" video

Scrumptious, all of them.

If I was a lesbian.

Which I am SO not.

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Postby Huzzak » Thu 20 May, 2004 11:07 pm

That lady with the watermelon looks like the picture that ImAdhis used to have as an avatar. Leastaways, I think it was ImAdhis.

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Postby georgebrat » Tue 25 May, 2004 11:05 am

I don't have favorite women that I would go for if I were gay/lesbian. I'm happily married and could care less what others look like. It's their Personality and Character that would grab my attention-- but not in any sexual way. I'm not like that.(thank heavens)
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Postby ~Zesdy~ » Tue 25 May, 2004 12:57 pm

I'm just glad I was born a woman. If I was born a man... I know I'd be a total pig. Oink! Oink! :D

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Postby ImAdhis » Wed 28 Jul, 2004 10:49 am

Angelina Jolie
Jada Pinkett Smith (Will Smith's wife)
Halle Berry
Carmen Electra
... I know there are others but I draw a blank.

Well, I made the mistake of googling Monica Belluci to see her face (that someone mentioned they admired) and the Google images bring up nudies of her. eek

Huzzak, I can see where the watermelon lady looks a little like me.


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