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Postby anubis » Fri 03 Sep, 2004 12:23 pm

A Hippo.


What did Homer have to do to get past the big Spider when he was escaping from work? (Bonus for answering what he really did).

(edited because I thought of a question).

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Postby fierydarts » Sat 04 Sep, 2004 04:36 pm

I believe it was something along the lines of, "To escape the spider's curse, just recite a bible verse."

(Checking with www.snpp.com, I find that it says, "To remove the spider's curse, simply quote a bible verse.")

Unable to adequately quote one, he throws something at the spider, knocking it out.

What book does Homer read from when he is teaching the islanders as a missionary (while on the lam from PBS)?

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Postby TVGM » Tue 07 Sep, 2004 09:44 am

It wasn't the Bible? Why do I only remember the Bible?
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Postby fierydarts » Thu 09 Sep, 2004 06:38 pm

He quotes from "P-salms", but I'll accept the bible. Hit us with a question, Abby!

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Postby TVGM » Fri 10 Sep, 2004 08:10 am

Holy crap, I finally got one again! Thanks!

OK, let's see here. In honor of the recent conventions, when the Springfield Republican Party choose a candidate to oppose Mayor Quimby, who did they choose, and who did members think had been chosen before the running man had been revealed (if that makes sense)?
"What, is she funny or something?" --GOB, Arrested Development

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Postby anubis » Sat 11 Sep, 2004 11:00 pm

They choose Sideshow Bob, they originally thought the water cooler was the candidate.

Why did Lisa become a Buddhist?

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Postby Ryan Reeder » Sat 11 Sep, 2004 11:10 pm

Because Richard Gere told her to?

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Postby anubis » Sun 12 Sep, 2004 09:29 am

Not quite. I guess my question should be phrased as "why was she searching for a new religion in the first place?"

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Postby anubis » Tue 14 Sep, 2004 08:44 pm

Wow, I didn't realize that my question was that hard. OK, if nobody answers by Wednesday morning, feel free to post a new question. It's up for grabs.

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Postby Kiersten » Mon 20 Sep, 2004 09:03 am

Well, it's a long story. See, Homer and Bart were building a toy rocket in their backyard which was piloted by the hamster. They flew it around but somehow lost control of it. The hamster bailed, but the rocket smashed into the church and burnt the whole thing down. The parishoners didn't know who to call for help, as David Bowie had done enough for the town already. Who should step in but Mr. Burns. He offered to finance the new church, but to do so he and his evil executive lady (who ALWAYS plays the evil executive lady) placed a billion ads in the church, including one on the podium that says, "Watch Ally McBeal! It's great!" Lisa couldn't handle the business-like commercial atmosphere of the church, and the fact that no one seemed to care about it, so she went out searching for a new religion and eventually found Buddhism.

Wow, I guess I just coulda said something like "Lisa's church got too commercial for her," but writing the whole thing out was more fun, somehow.

I've got no new question. Someone else go. I just wanted to post an answer. Sorry.
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Postby simpson_gurl » Wed 22 Sep, 2004 08:46 am

The Simpsons were chased into the river by a hippo...right?

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Postby simpson_gurl » Wed 22 Sep, 2004 09:00 am

sorry about the last post guys, i didn't notice the last page because i clicked on the link in the e-mail, sorry again...continue with the game! :)

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Postby kristen » Wed 22 Sep, 2004 12:44 pm

To regain his "coolest kid in school" title, what did Bart steal?

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Postby TVGM » Wed 22 Sep, 2004 11:32 pm

Fat Tony's hood ornament?

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Postby TVGM » Mon 27 Sep, 2004 10:00 pm

Since I'm tired of waiting, I'll just assume I'm right and proceed.

New one: according to Willy, what do Scotsmen wear into battle and why?

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Postby TVGM » Tue 12 Oct, 2004 12:36 pm

How can you not know that one? They show it fifteen times a year for heaven's sake.

Answer: they wear full-length ballgowns into battle, covered with sequins to blind the enemy.

New one, and so help me if no one answers, this thread is OVER!!

When Homer ruined yet another priceless piece of American heritage while at the Smithsonian display, what did he have to agree to do to pay for the damage?

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Postby fierydarts » Tue 12 Oct, 2004 06:20 pm

He had to put a cell phone tower (or, as we call them, a caring tree) in his house, with hilarious results.

The Simpsons had a race horse named Duncan (or Furious D). What did Duncan do before they got him?

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Postby TVGM » Wed 13 Oct, 2004 09:50 am

Bless your heart, FD. Duncan was forced to platform dive at the carnival/circus/whatever.

In the episode about the IRS, what was Krusty's excuse for filing his taxes at the last minute when Ken Brockman interviewed him about it?

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Postby fierydarts » Wed 13 Oct, 2004 05:45 pm

I remember the name of the episode (The Trouble with Trillions), but I can't recall just what he said.

Okay, I found it:

Because I'm an idiot! Happy!?

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Postby TVGM » Thu 14 Oct, 2004 09:53 pm

Yup. Your go. (That line always cracked me up. I use it as my excuse for several things now.)


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