Inappropriate First Dance Songs

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Postby whea-wix » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 07:31 am

Queen's Big Bottom Girls/Bicycle
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Postby CherrySlurpees » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:21 pm

My new favorite inappropriate song is:

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonight
Get down tonight.
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Postby mistytsim » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 12:40 pm

I Want Your Sex - George Michael
I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
Cream - Prince
Light as the Breeze - Billy Joel

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Postby ~Zesdy~ » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 01:46 pm

Whitesnake's

Breakdown
Can't Stop Now
Cheap An' Nasty
Don't Mess with Me
Here I Go Again
Hit An' Run
Might Just Take Your Life
You Can't Do It Right

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Postby Mark » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 02:29 pm

Ice, Ice baby

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Postby smeetuffe » Thu 24 Jun, 2004 07:43 pm

I'd hate to go too obvious, but it would appear no one's said it: "Like a Virgin"

And how about Tom Jones's "Delilah"?
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Postby mistytsim » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 07:03 am

Penelope wrote:Hot for Teacher by Van Halen

Girlfriend in a Coma by the Smiths (?)

Like a Virgin by Madonna


It has been said.

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Postby Hass » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 08:57 am

Every Breath You Take oh, so psycho...
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Postby Mark » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 09:02 am

"Blue on Blue" by Neil Diamond
"Love Hurts" (or is it "Love Stinks"?)
"A Bum Bigger than a buick Regal" by Robert Lund
"American Woman"

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Postby BeeDub » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 09:28 am

Mark wrote:"Love Hurts" (or is it "Love Stinks"?)


Both those songs exist, and are equally inappropriate. :)
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Postby mistytsim » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 10:09 am

Hell - Ryan Shupe & Squirrel Nut Zippers

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Postby georgebrat » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 10:54 am

Amish Paradise, I'm So Sick Of You,
Since You've Been Gone, The White Stuff,
You Don't Love Me Anymore, I Was Only Kidding,
I Can't Watch This, The Plumbing Song,
Young, Dumb & Ugly, Let Me Be Your Hog,
She Drives Like Crazy, Fun Zone, Fat,
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White,
George Of The Jungle, Gotta Boogie,
I Can't Watch This, Living With A Hernia

could I name anymore Weird Al songs?
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Postby mistytsim » Fri 25 Jun, 2004 05:16 pm

Miserable - Lit
Another Dumb Blond - Hoku
I Ain't Gonna Cry - Mary J. Blige
Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi
Wonderland - John Mayer or however you spell it
Slave 4 U - Brit-Knee
You're So Vain - Carly Simon
Heart Breaker - Mariah Carey & Pat Bennitar
Yesterday - Beatles
In The End - Linkin Park
Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) - Travis Tritt
End It On This - No Doubt
Earl Had to Die - Dixie Chicks
Let 'er Rip - Dixie Chicks
You Give Love A Bad Name - Bon Jovi
Look What the Cat Dragged In - Poison
End of the Road - Boys II Men
You Were Meant For Me - Jewel
Foolish Games - Jewel
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon

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Postby angela n » Sat 26 Jun, 2004 03:26 am

She's a Beauty - The Tubes
Bye Bye Bye - N'Sync
With or Without You - U2
You're All I've Got Tonight - Smashing Pumpkins
Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira
Barbie Girl - Aqua
The Boy is Mine - Monica and Brandy
The Cell Block Tango - Chicago, the musical
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Postby Mark » Mon 28 Jun, 2004 09:06 am

Love Fool

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Postby steelem » Fri 09 Jul, 2004 07:35 pm

georgebrat wrote:George Of The Jungle,


My first kiss happened during the first few minutes of that movie. D'oh!

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Postby Mark » Sat 10 Jul, 2004 08:02 pm

eye of the tiger

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Postby Sara without the H » Sat 22 Oct, 2005 07:37 pm

After my friend's temple wedding, one of her friends sang a song at the reception. She hadn't told the bride about the song first. She chose "The Days of Wine and Roses," and sung it pretty off-key. For you young folks who haven't seen the movie, it's a very depressing movie about a couple of drunks. And she sang it twice, because once wasn't enough.

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Postby WiseNLucky » Thu 22 Dec, 2005 01:32 pm

This was before I joined the forum but looks like a lot of fun. I'll show my age here:

By Wham or George Michael:

Careless Whisper
Father Figure
Kissing a Fool

By ZZ Top:

La Grange
Legs
Sharp Dressed Man
Tube Snake Boogie
Tush

The Eagles:

Heartache Tonight
Life in the Fast Lane
Lying Eyes
Victim of Love
Wasted Time

Man, this could go on forever. Might be harder to have a thread with songs totally appropriate to be the first song at your wedding. Like "Wedding Song" by Paul Stookey. Except there are numerous websites listing first wedding songs. :?

All of the songs I listed are 20 years old or so. Some even older.

Edited to add link to lyrics of Wedding Song for those of you not familiar with it. It is one of the most beatiful songs I've ever heard when performed by him.
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