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Postby Turing Complete » Sun 18 Feb, 2007 08:03 pm

How did that haggis sit with you?




It was better than formaldehyde.

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Postby robcan2 » Wed 11 Apr, 2007 08:52 am

How did you like the drink I invented?



I thought we were playing dodge ball.

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Postby Turing Complete » Thu 12 Apr, 2007 10:52 am

Why didn't you catch the baby when I threw it to you?








Under the bed, with everything else.

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Postby The Don » Thu 12 Apr, 2007 09:22 pm

Where do you keep all your lost souls Satan?







The Devil made me do it, sort of.
I like traffic lights.

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Postby Turing Complete » Thu 12 Apr, 2007 10:36 pm

Why did you go down to Georgia with a blue dress on?







29-3-3, same as last year.

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Postby BeeDub » Sun 15 Apr, 2007 05:24 pm

What are Barbie's measurements these days?

It was buried in a mudslide.
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Postby Turing Complete » Sun 15 Apr, 2007 06:35 pm

Hey, Gomez, is your cousin going to be here tonight?







At least I have a date.

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Postby BeeDub » Fri 20 Apr, 2007 08:35 am

You know, I forgot to bring anything to tonight's Dried Fruit meeting.

My brother is known for such things.
You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it: the story of my childhood, as seen from the present.

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Postby saltamonte » Mon 21 May, 2007 07:09 pm

So, I heard your sister's prom date went home in a huff because she wouldn't kiss him at the end of the evening... ?

Now I'm really getting back to my Alabama roots.


Salt

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Postby robcan2 » Tue 22 May, 2007 08:55 am

Are you really serving chitlins and hog maw for Thanksgiving dinner?


That's better than a poke in the eye.

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Postby BeeDub » Tue 22 May, 2007 01:16 pm

Does your brother always go around saying "Nyuck nyuck nyuck" and "Wooobooobooobooo"?

I'll do it by swinging back and forth.
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Postby Turing Complete » Tue 22 May, 2007 11:31 pm

How can you possibly date Neil Patrick Harris and Scarlett Johansson at the same time?





Well, it was big enough for you.

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Postby Turing Complete » Fri 15 Jun, 2007 06:25 pm

So nobody can think of anything for, "Well, it was big enough for you"?

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Postby KareNin » Sat 16 Jun, 2007 01:55 pm

{Nothing appropriate for family audiences, TC. But that's always been on of my problems...}
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Postby Momma Snider » Sat 16 Jun, 2007 02:28 pm

Honey, why did you sleep on the picnic table? Didn't you like this extra wide double sleeping bag? They said it was big enough for both of us.



I had to quit when the bears attacked.

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Postby Turing Complete » Sat 16 Jun, 2007 02:39 pm

How did you finish your business at the latrine so quickly with your Pope costume on?






Orangutan orange.

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Postby KareNin » Sat 16 Jun, 2007 03:23 pm

What's Bob Barker's skin color called?








I think it needs more salt.
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Postby Turing Complete » Sat 16 Jun, 2007 03:59 pm

What did God say to the angel who created the Dead Sea that made him switch to Satan's side?









Doing the "Aunt Jemimah."

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Postby Binky » Mon 18 Jun, 2007 04:31 am

What was The Uncle Ben's Rice doing in the fridge?




That's the last thing left in my wallet!

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Postby The Don » Mon 18 Jun, 2007 06:04 pm

I just saw your self-respect leave the room.





Seriously, I'm totally down with the whole hammer and sickle thing.
I like traffic lights.


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