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Postby Momma Snider » Mon 18 Jun, 2007 06:13 pm

Dear, how can we get Junior to do his homework?







I'm a very light sleeper.

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Postby Turing Complete » Mon 18 Jun, 2007 06:45 pm

But how could your husband lift you over his head with one hand?







I'm sure the dog has seen it.

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Postby robcan2 » Wed 20 Jun, 2007 11:54 am

Have you seen my June edition of Cats & Kittens?


I wish my credit union would do that.

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Postby Binky » Wed 20 Jun, 2007 03:15 pm

Did you hear that the Ultimart exploded?




It's the only way I can keep my sanity!

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Postby Turing Complete » Wed 20 Jun, 2007 10:35 pm

Why do you live on the street, argue with people who aren't there and insist that everyone call you Napoleon?








During the battle of Waterloo.

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Postby BeeDub » Fri 22 Jun, 2007 09:27 am

When were waterslides invented?

In my car trunk. Or maybe my garage.
You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it: the story of my childhood, as seen from the present.
-Bill Watterson

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Postby robcan2 » Fri 22 Jun, 2007 09:38 am

Where do you keep your Geo Metro?


That's where pastrami comes from.

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Postby BeeDub » Sat 23 Jun, 2007 08:36 pm

It was nice visiting the slaughterhouse. But what was in all those biohazard containers?

Bring the aloe.
You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it: the story of my childhood, as seen from the present.

-Bill Watterson

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Postby robcan2 » Thu 09 Aug, 2007 09:01 am

I've got the vodka. What am I forgetting?


That's the secret to a great harvest.

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Postby Turing Complete » Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:23 am

Why do you plant exclusively on ancient burial mounds?







Pink dolphins.

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Postby robcan2 » Thu 09 Aug, 2007 10:39 am

What kind of lawn ornament would you suggest for my double-wide?



I didn't get the raise.

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Postby The Don » Thu 09 Aug, 2007 04:14 pm

Why did you fail as a baker?








I deal exclusively in really bad puns.
I like traffic lights.

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Postby Turing Complete » Thu 09 Aug, 2007 06:49 pm

Why doesn't "Florist Friars" have any flowers?






Smokey the Bare.

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Postby BeeDub » Sun 26 Aug, 2007 07:17 pm

Who was the enemy of the Overdressed Bandit?

Burn them anyway, we'll never get caught!
You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it: the story of my childhood, as seen from the present.

-Bill Watterson

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Postby Turing Complete » Tue 28 Aug, 2007 08:49 am

Did you hear the Judge is letting the witches go?







Very small rocks.

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Postby Momma Snider » Tue 28 Aug, 2007 09:23 am

Do you prefer giants or midgets?







They're okay except when they talk too much.

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Postby BeeDub » Tue 28 Aug, 2007 01:20 pm

How are the voices in your head?

Too much thumping and smashing.
You can lead people to truth, but you can't make them understand it: the story of my childhood, as seen from the present.

-Bill Watterson

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Postby The Don » Tue 28 Aug, 2007 04:23 pm

How was your wedding night Mr. Caveman?








I like to build fences, lots of fences.
I like traffic lights.

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Postby Turing Complete » Sun 02 Sep, 2007 11:25 pm

I've never seen more respectful neighbors. How do you do it?






A Wop Bop A Loo Bop She Bop Bam Boom!

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Postby Card » Wed 05 Sep, 2007 02:43 pm

Oh, Rudy? What is the sound of tootie-fruity?


(sorry, that was lame)





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