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Postby Karenins_SuperSon » Wed 05 Sep, 2007 02:59 pm

How many states does a Republican candidate actually have a shot at carrying?






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Postby BeeDub » Wed 05 Sep, 2007 05:47 pm

That cowpie sure has an interesting texture.

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Postby fairyshasha » Thu 06 Sep, 2007 10:58 pm

Why is the Bride three days late for her own wedding?


I would have if I had known about it before I crashed the car.
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Postby Turing Complete » Fri 07 Sep, 2007 11:28 pm

Dude, why didn't you get rid of that body in the trunk?






That's not what "literally" means.

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Postby robcan2 » Tue 28 Jul, 2009 02:09 pm

So, while we're resurrecting old game threads...

The Brits don't understand gallons. Why must they measure their liquids literally?

It's weak, but it meets the basic requirements.

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Postby KMD » Wed 29 Jul, 2009 07:02 am

You call this swill coffee?



I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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Postby robcan2 » Wed 29 Jul, 2009 04:04 pm

Has anyone seen my iguana?




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Postby KMD » Thu 06 Aug, 2009 12:28 pm

Will you marry me?




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Postby KareNin » Sun 09 Aug, 2009 08:10 pm

What was that off-mike comment Dubya made before his first Inaugural speech?









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Postby SDR » Sun 09 Aug, 2009 08:26 pm

Would you like another Conservative Basher(tm)?

Note: I SLAY ME!




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Postby robcan2 » Mon 10 Aug, 2009 09:59 am

What in the world makes you think I would want to eat your possum pie?




There's bourbon in the sauce.

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Postby The Don » Mon 10 Aug, 2009 03:35 pm

Say something that sounds redundant.






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Postby robcan2 » Wed 12 Aug, 2009 09:13 am

Why are you always hanging out at the ol' factory?





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Postby Momma Snider » Tue 18 Aug, 2009 09:56 pm

What's your favorite part of being stuck in a tree, suspended by your failed parachute?



We won't know until she wakes up.

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Postby Coolboyharrell » Wed 19 Aug, 2009 02:46 pm

Is she dead or in a coma?



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Postby Momma Snider » Thu 06 May, 2010 10:12 am

Where did you get the idea to start a hula hoop club?



Potato skins.

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Postby robcan2 » Fri 07 May, 2010 03:22 pm

What was your idea that got you fired from the Mr. Potato Head factory?



It prints money!!

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Postby KareNin » Fri 07 May, 2010 04:28 pm

Why is this Canon All-In-One so much more expensive than the HP?







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Postby Momma Snider » Mon 10 May, 2010 09:07 am

Is it a coincidence that all our moles' hindquarters have disappeared, right when you developed a new recipe for gingerbread?


I just can't help it sometimes.

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Postby kentimus » Mon 10 May, 2010 04:52 pm

Why did you eat all the freakin' chips, Kip?




I made like infinity of those at scout camp.


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