The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 06 Nov, 2012 01:03 pm

I am so happy!
Life seems bright and beautiful.
What the heck happened?

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Tue 06 Nov, 2012 02:23 pm

It's November sixth.
Soon we can all go back to
Leaving the "MUTE" be.
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 06 Nov, 2012 02:35 pm

That's what cheered me up!
I knew there was a reason
For my giddiness.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 07 Nov, 2012 03:08 pm

The sun's still shining!
'Twasn't the end of the world,
Today, anyway.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Wed 07 Nov, 2012 04:48 pm

..."hath not God made foolish
the wisdom of this world?"
is not my Facebook status.

(Yeah, yeah, my syllables are totally off. But I can share this safely here. And it's from 1 Corinthians 1:20.)
You're unique, just like everyone else!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Mon 19 Nov, 2012 01:56 pm

Andy owns each tree
On this whole street forever:
He has peed it so.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Mon 19 Nov, 2012 03:39 pm

I gave a talk
It was on faith
I didn't die
You're unique, just like everyone else!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 20 Nov, 2012 09:52 am

Hey, we knew you could!
Or we would have, if we'd known
You were doing it.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 06 Dec, 2012 12:58 pm

Christmas shopping done!
Or very nearly, at least.
I love Amazon!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Thu 06 Dec, 2012 02:04 pm

Amazon is the best!
I'm not done quite yet
Though I keep thinking I am.
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 06 Dec, 2012 03:32 pm

That's my problem too.
I keep forgetting people,
Then remembering.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Thu 06 Dec, 2012 05:42 pm

At least you clicked "Buy."
I wondered where my stuff was...
Still in Shopping Cart.
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 13 Dec, 2012 10:37 am

The Kohl's shopping bag
Doesn't save automatically:
Caused me frustration!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 23 Jan, 2013 02:10 pm

Teacher, honestly:
You have a college degree;
Can you please grow up?

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 05 Feb, 2013 04:12 pm

Back up at the top,
And why was I so happy?
Cymbalta, that's why!

It's a miracle!
Or at least major progress
By drug companies.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Tue 05 Feb, 2013 09:56 pm

Yep, "depression hurts."
Cymbalta can't help, if it
Costs more than you have.
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 10:15 am

How much does it cost?
I hope they will develop
A generic, soon.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 03:01 pm

Two/Six/Five per month.
Can't wait till I'm sixty-five...
Medicare now, please.
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 06 Feb, 2013 04:24 pm

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Woe! Woe!
That's a whole lot of money!
For thirty small pills.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 26 Feb, 2013 05:10 pm

Your priority
Does not necessarily
Mean a thing to me.

That comment was not
Directed in any way
At those who I love.

I do know the song
"Jesus Said Love Everyone",
But today I don't.


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