The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Wed 29 Jan, 2014 02:17 pm

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 29 Jan, 2014 02:35 pm

Summer vacation:
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Except for Christmas.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Thu 30 Jan, 2014 12:32 pm

Halloween trumps all
(But I always love Christmas)
I love dressing up
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 31 Jan, 2014 11:39 am

Halloween? Not me.
Making costumes for six kids
Ruined it for this girl.

Two hundred costumed
Candy seekers make it worse
Every single year.

For me, Halloween
Is the sign that holidays
Are really coming.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby quidscribis » Fri 31 Jan, 2014 08:31 pm

Chinese New Year. Loud.
Firecrackers. Boom boom boom boom.
Dragon dancing. Cool.
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 06 Feb, 2014 04:12 pm

It's raining. That's good.
Really really really good.
I hope we get lots.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 18 Feb, 2014 10:10 am

Today it's foggy.
Not nearly as good as rain;
But not hot, at least.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 28 Feb, 2014 04:33 pm

It's raining so hard!
Lots of flooding, lots of wind.
Makes me happy!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Fri 28 Feb, 2014 07:07 pm

So yay for fasting!
I'm glad you are getting rain;
Please send some this way.
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 19 Mar, 2014 01:52 pm

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 29 Apr, 2014 03:45 pm

Cranky people should
Keep their feelings to themselves
And not share with me.

Unless I caused it,
I do not want to hear it
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Mon 12 May, 2014 02:03 pm

Please keep your voice down.
Do I have a hangover?
Highly unlikely.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 13 May, 2014 01:28 pm

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD?
Seriously? In my space?
Keep it down, Big Mouth!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 05 Jun, 2014 02:34 pm

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby SDR » Sun 07 Sep, 2014 07:46 pm

I just read the best haiku ever. I know we prefer bad, but it must be shared anyway:

Heston on Ape World!
Take your stinking paws off me,
You damned, dirty ape.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 19 Sep, 2014 01:34 pm

That was a good one.
I wish more people would play:
It's no fun alone.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Mon 03 Nov, 2014 03:20 pm

Autumn has arrived.
Okay, it's not colorful,
But at least it's cool.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 14 Nov, 2014 10:45 am

It's almost raining.
Not too much, but just enough
To make it smell good.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 17 Dec, 2014 02:23 pm

He watches you sleep.
All year long he watches you.
He is not Santa.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby SDR » Wed 17 Dec, 2014 03:14 pm

That just may be the
Freakiest thing I will ev-
er read on this site


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