The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby SDR » Wed 27 Feb, 2013 10:05 am

Momma Snider wrote:I do know the song
"Jesus Said Love Everyone",
But today I don't.


Did Jesus say to
Love ev-er-y-one or did
He say loathe instead

{massive liberties taken with the Haiku format, sorry}

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 27 Feb, 2013 11:23 am

I'm sure he said love,
But sometimes it is so hard
With certain people.

Hard to love myself
When I don't treat others right.
I will do better!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Wed 27 Feb, 2013 07:20 pm

I'm sure it was "love"
But He knew we'd sometimes fail--
(He knows those folks, too!)
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Thu 28 Feb, 2013 02:49 pm

Sometimes people act
Like they WANT you to hate them.
Don't you fall for it!
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 28 Feb, 2013 02:55 pm

Ain't that the truth, friend!
It's like they don't even care
About my feelings!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby KareNin » Thu 28 Feb, 2013 05:06 pm

Wrong priorities!
"If Momma ain't happy, ain't
NOBODY happy!"
Have a nice day, unless you already have other plans.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 08 Mar, 2013 11:16 am

Crazy, crazy day.
It's a good thing it's Friday!
'Cuz I've had enough.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 05 Apr, 2013 02:36 pm

"Little birdie in the snow
Broken wing and broken toe."
Poem from my youth.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 02 May, 2013 11:17 am

That last one did not
Have only five syllables
In its premier line.

It's windy today.
I hope the wind blows in rain,
But I have my doubts.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 08 May, 2013 01:04 pm

Cleaning up my desk
In preparation to be
Gone for three whole days!

Work is for suckers!
I will be busy baking
For the grandkids' sale.

You should come over!
On Saturday afternoon,
At Jeff's house in Pleasant Grove!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Wed 15 May, 2013 10:31 am

I wonder what makes
Me lose count of syllables
When I write haiku?

I can count to five.
I can count to seven, too.
And to five again.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Wed 15 May, 2013 01:22 pm

It's all about kids.
They steal your brain forever.
They take your heart too.
You're unique, just like everyone else!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 31 May, 2013 03:19 pm

Yes, indeed they do.
Never thought I'd love my kids
As much as I do.

That's only because
I didn't know how much love
I had in my heart.

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Fri 31 May, 2013 03:29 pm

Dang, I'm poetic!
I should definitely try
Writing Hallmark cards!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Tue 04 Jun, 2013 03:44 pm

Absolutely, write for Hallmark!
You would improve them
And their offerings.
You're unique, just like everyone else!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Sat 22 Jun, 2013 01:31 pm

Working hard, sweating,
Have reception to go to,
Then: jump in the pool!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Thu 29 Aug, 2013 03:20 pm

Grouchy people stink!
Just because your day is bad,
You shouldn't blame me!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Lady Celtic » Thu 29 Aug, 2013 03:23 pm

We have a new car!
I'm no longer stuck at home
Freedom! Freedom! Free!
You're unique, just like everyone else!

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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby quidscribis » Tue 03 Sep, 2013 03:53 am

Cars in Singapore?
So expensive. Painfully.
Mass transportation.
There's no better form of government than a dictatorship when you're the dictator.
-Fahim Farook

Walking the World
Me on Instagram
Me on Twitter
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Re: The (preferably bad) Haiku thread.

Postby Momma Snider » Tue 03 Sep, 2013 09:38 am

That's one of the joys
Of living in a city:
Mass transportation!

At least I think so,
Having no experience
Living in cities.


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