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Postby AdamOndi » Tue 19 May, 2009 09:58 am

steelem wrote:On the way home from church today, the kids saw that the community pool was full of people, and were appalled that they were swimming on Sunday. I explained that not everyone goes to our church, that maybe the missionaries would have to teach them. Lucy (3 1/2) said, "The missionaries will drive by, roll down their windows and say, 'YOU'RE NOT POST TO BE IN THE WATER! GO TO CHURCH!'"

Aggressive missionary drive-by work. Sweet.


If you want REALLY aggressive missionary work, they could just show up at the pool in white clothes and start dunking people while reciting the baptismal prayer....
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Postby jds88 » Tue 19 May, 2009 12:14 pm

On my mission, there was a drawing that got passed around displaying four missionaries in a moving convertible, dousing a passerby with a bucket of water. The caption: "Drive-by Baptisms".


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